tomo15 - Honouree

tomo15

over 8 years ago

Caught in a tornado Four U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado that hits a state funeral they're all attending and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make

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over 8 years ago

An Arab An Arab at the airport: Name? Abdul al-Rhazib. Sex? Three to five times a week. No, no... I mean male or female? Male, fem

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over 8 years ago

A magician and a parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do

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over 8 years ago

Love & Marriage Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second

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over 8 years ago

Looking for a wife Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good w

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over 8 years ago

Trash Into Power Sweden has always been ahead of its neighbors when it comes to reducing its environmental impact. To make power, the country does someth

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over 8 years ago

Two Russians One Russian asks the other. "If you had two cars, would you give me one?" The other one replies "Of course". The first one asks again "I

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over 8 years ago

Like your thinking A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little M

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over 8 years ago

Working Very Hard A martial arts student went to his teacher and said earnestly, “I am devoted to studying your martial system. How long will it take me to

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over 8 years ago

LOVE Love does not rejoice in injustice, but rejoices in the truth. Everything covers, everyone believes, everything is hoping, everyth

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over 8 years ago

Blind Date " How was your blind date? " a college student asked her roommate. " Terrible! " the roommate answered. " He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Ro

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over 8 years ago

Toothpaste I want to kiss your lips, I want to play with your teeth, I want to know what your tongue is like ... Hey, do not be mad at me, I'm

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over 8 years ago

Happy Valentines day! Last night I got a message from the sky. The gods complained that the most beautiful angel escaped from them. Do not worry, I did not

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over 8 years ago

Auntie Is it really true that everything between Rosalie and you, Michael, is over? A whole year you were keeping company. Just imagine! An

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over 8 years ago

Doctor, please hurry "Doctor, please hurry! My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved

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