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Daily Fortune - 2018-06-07 When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I ca

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Daily Fortune - 2018-06-06 FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: 13 A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & Grumpy Q: Who were the Democratic pres

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Daily Fortune - 2018-06-05 Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light

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Daily Fortune - 2018-06-04 Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe? A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe! Addendum: Actually, there ARE s

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Daily Fortune - 2018-06-03 Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a b

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Daily Fortune - 2018-06-02 Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it? A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink it at home, they

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Daily Fortune - 2018-06-01 Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while

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Daily Fortune - 2018-05-31 'etckeeper' allows you to save changes you make to /etc in a bazaar repository. Useful to track and revert changes.

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Daily Fortune - 2018-05-30 Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat? A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires. Q: How long does it take? A:

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Daily Fortune - 2018-05-29 Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons

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Daily Fortune - 2018-05-28 Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on

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Daily Fortune - 2018-05-27 Like an expensive sports car, fine-tuned and well-built, Portia was sleek, shapely, and gorgeous, her red jumpsuit moulding her body, which

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Daily Fortune - 2018-05-26 I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New England, but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I t

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Daily Fortune - 2018-05-25 We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.

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Daily Fortune - 2018-05-24 No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some,

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