bluetower - Honouree

bluetower

Alt account for @dandesign86 focused on monochrome photography and humorous content

over 7 years ago

It’s better we let the people decide! Theresa May’s expression after today’s vote !150A6107-0CA0-4141-9DCE-BB30634EC614.gif(

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over 7 years ago

Remove 1 from 100 and you get zero When you go grocery shopping for five hours and you forget the one item your wife told you to buy

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over 7 years ago

Hottie at 3 aclock! When you have a long schlong and get a sudden erection

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over 7 years ago

Merry means Gay When you knows it’s gonna be a gay Xmas (Sourc

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over 7 years ago

Control Your Animal Instict When you show the lady you bring home that you can control your snake

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over 7 years ago

Take my car just don’t touch my beer How I react when I realize someone took the last beer in my fridge

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over 7 years ago

Ding Dong One of my most successful pick up lines in a bar

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over 7 years ago

Low Metabolism When you realize that not even a vegan diet is working for you

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over 7 years ago

Halloween Your Mother in law’s favorite day when she doesn’t have to change her appearance to blend in

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over 7 years ago

I said it first When your girlfriend breaks up and you pretend not to hear and respeat it back

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over 7 years ago

Pump And Dump Where the expression pump and dump arrived from

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over 7 years ago

Probably Not When you ask the poster boy of Marlboro if it was worth the money

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over 7 years ago

Not a hole in one How what should have been a hole in one with getting listed on Netcoins ended up being a triple Bogey

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over 7 years ago

Just order for yourself When I order fast food and my wife says she won’t have any because she’s not hungry

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over 7 years ago

Whale Spray What happens when you give a minnow Whale Power

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