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A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
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When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar
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How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
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Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
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I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.
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Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
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What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.
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Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.
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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
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They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!
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