I would enter you for my award. But you would sue me if you lost. So I added you to my list, just to be clear. There is nothing good in this for you. And yes its HUGE. Not yours mine.
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Donald Trump's presidency killed it. MAD's Bush jokes look like a Harvard thesis filled with constructive criticism compared to how it made fun of Trump. It got so bland after a while.
Nice glad your here! Nice worm!/rat tail!
Thanks!
you've been groped
yummy>
Bam!
You always doo this shit...
I usually get the" wurst" of it...
I feel ya
no cuts!
Wanna feel me?
Looking for a third?
Coddle hodle.
1st warning
You know what you need to do.
See me in my office later.
I'll be there...sooo.....
Let me know before you hit the 3rd this time. Its got to be messy.
Gothcha!
Guillotine saw you. Foool!
I can help when they catch you.
Classic!
Yes..More me..
This is how we do it.
We meet again!
I like you stuff!
I'm cooler in the summer.
Tell your brother that shark story again.
What does white dog shit taste like?
Nice legs!
And cents.
You cant afford me.
I can.
Will you take a selfi with me
I forgot what I was gunna say.
Papa smurf said you better be 100% ready next time.
or else
And he better say it not spray it! Stoner phuq.
Ever fart twins?
@spareshorts may have been used.
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Oh.pps. My brother reads this.
Have you seen harry?
Wellcome home!
You weren't she was.
Shcuuwheeat!
Huge
Thanks! Lil chilly today.
Did he touch you?!
I was just going to clear my throat at you. BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!
My god your crotch feels so sexy when your mad. @nohomo, lets tag this.
I think he's been hanging around that Shillary Clinton lady.
What are you talking about!!! Nothing to see here.
Don't you ever get me in public again!
When the last time you had a psychiatric evaluation?
@rabbirehabhad will be by L8r to explain a little shit to you.
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say, "Baby I love you"
What do I say when people are around?
Sing it baby!
Open wide bitch.
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Are you that sharknado fucker?
Your demise
Namaste fucker.
Just got your package. Much down dog to practice.
He's doing just fine. Leave him be.
Whats going on?
You looked like skip with those fucking legs. I check back another time.
I press like 800 a day
I would enter you for my award. But you would sue me if you lost. So I added you to my list, just to be clear. There is nothing good in this for you. And yes its HUGE. Not yours mine.
Hes kicked off of my list too.
I hope they don't make me lick you.
So, you just wake everyday and do wonderful shit.
-collect, no eating.
Daddy? We can edit this later
I'm sure.
Retard
You lost. Please don't sue me.
We sure are gunna miss you!
Tell us more about this 6g you desire.
:)
More the merrier! Cheers!
!!!my fav!!!
oh dear...
special special!
So are you!
Now this, this is a fucking tool!
So you've had Alexa?
Try to stay grounded :). Luv you!
You should check out the Salvation Army. Glad your here!
I've added you to my list. Hola!
Add me too please. Thanks!
Me too please! Add me
Dont drink the coolaid either do ya.
I taste better.
Wanna take a breathalyzer? ....test
Puff puff pass!
Thought you'd never ask!
We stay together if we play together!
Tag your it!
You better hit me up bitch :). Luv you!
I'll twist the next one.
You know what 2do
I do
Pig
I would not look good on that.
You heard this.
That was three days ago.
I can read it.
You've been licked.
Twice. Call me!
us..
Don't mess in the litter box.
I'll be at lucky's
You sure got a pretty name.
Kaw Kaw, Kaw Kaw!
Mee like dis!
Grammer....
Can you watch me tonight?
welcome indeed
This is mine
Im gonna need new glasses! Meat me at Hairy's.
I just left there he's out of lotion.
I'll let @motionlotion know sweat pea!
Ill help till he gets here
You've won this week! Prizes and favors coming.
You spelled that wrong.
Can he see us this far?
You won! Stay here and look worried. Gonna bury you deep.
Looks like someones stacking the deck over here.
Your ass next!
Just felt my first halfie. Yay!
You may be fucked. If you experience this for more than 4 hours, don't show Alexa.
We should talk...
More bananas!
Sounds good.
mourning
Hows it hangin! Stop by soon!
ok. snooker snookie!
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You know what 2 doo dont ya!
Dont show them the box fool!!
I'll see you Tuesday big spender!
Whats in it?
fuck yeah!
What out for the whipper snappers. chat!
Here!
Its melvin!
I'll bet there's a booger on the end of his finger when he gets it out of there.
What kinda cows fly!
Did they tell you trees grow money again?
I may buy that cow
Bring me the patties
Whats the holdup?
These guys are looking at you funny.
Maybe you will notice my deli ma.
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Exercise the demons!
Are you hitting on me?
U still seeing pepe?
He said he would stop by later. I just finished straightening his toes. He asked about you. For a friend though I think.
..Momma?
What are you doing off the shelf? Gonna whip that ass with a clearance tag.
Use me! Use me!
or me
Nice ass!
Hawt!
Your not on the list.
Odd
You should see mine.
I have. Your going to jail.
That crime scene is my responsibility.
Ours
We can no longer call this ars.
I'll call the priest.
I concur
Like that
They do nice work. *dry heave
I have a law suit to talk with you about.
It's that bad
They did this shit to me too. Wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.
Wait till you see this shit.
You won. But I wont do it.
My god they were telling the truth!
Add me please!
Nice botnet!
Clear the dance floor!
Stay away from the shell fish down there.
That's why they call see food, not eat food.
How do you feel about geese?
God damn your hands are cold
I call the left one precious, you can name the right one whatever you like.
Banana for scale please.
precious
I come with edibles ;)
I cum with bone.
Woof
I would hit that. Beautiful music I sens.
I said it. Please may I have another.
Clothing isn't optional. I am.
I'm nice.
You like Swiss or American?
You like chunky noodles?
Do you like serving burnt bread?
*giggling
I just told my friend what you did.
I got here as fast as I could. Put this on the list.
I've got the stomach for these tasks.
I'll help.
What do these demons look like? Did they touch base, are you hurt? I'll let whambulance know to stop by just in case.
Look at me fool. These people don't care about you.
What did the Easter Bunny bring ya?
You Too! Welcome!
I remember this. Thanks for posting!
My favorite!
Jesus fucking christ! You made it. Party over heaa!
Top uh the mornin 2 ya!
Great your awake, lets bake bra!
Fuckin left me again?
I'll wait with you baby!
For the road.
Your stuff will arrive a week earlier than expected.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Wow the response is great! You all related or somthin?
Yeah we here 2
Try me on for size.
We've got extras
And entertainment.
Do you have an Amazon Alexa?
Corn hole!
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I'll add you here. Your on many of my lists. Punks..
Can you drop this like 9 cents?
I'm such a fucking idiot.
Your not being hard enough on yourself.
Nice to see you here!
So much has happened since then. Cant wait to see your next cover!
I'll follow you. Hola back!
Here!
Here too!
Here to!
I dreamed I should be here. It was correct!
Finally. It breaths.
Doesn't listen well.
What if mad actually meant glad. Hefty sink sacks.
Wheres the beef?
Shouldn't you be asking your current wife.
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Pig
I used this to create and maintain ISIS! Want to know why?
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Yes.
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Do you like trump?
Fuck off lady.
Thank the great Bogwon!
Check iiit out!
So much room to move in here. Love it! Welcome!
Does this make my head look swolen?/swolee?
Welcome! Giving anything away?
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I'm going to put 10k on a training facility and build hobos faster than anyone ever has. You should be there! I will set the record.
Faster than any other bozo?
I'm down..
You should be good.
Wont you be, Will you be, can you
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so many baseless people here.
Donald Trump's presidency killed it. MAD's Bush jokes look like a Harvard thesis filled with constructive criticism compared to how it made fun of Trump. It got so bland after a while.